Epic McFail

There is something seriously wrong with this picture. Go ahead look at it. What's missing?

Oh, that's right. I'm not playing the CD. Because, wait a minute. I don't have it. But aren't I the number one reviewer?? Oh...yes, yes I am.

So if you love me, because I am me, SiD!, you should contact me and send me a free copy. Real or burnt. Please do. Thanks xD

Adios,
-S.

Here We Go; A WICKED Story

Another pun :)
Okay. So I have another bone to pick about movies. This time it's pretty Wicked.
Wicked.
Yes, it is becoming something we just don't know what. A movie, a TV show, etc. So I've been wandering around the message boards, because that's what I do, and I've noticed a few things, but first I wanted to go over a few ground rules of Wicked (the musical, not the book) to crush your spirits.
1) Galinda and Elphaba are indeed college students. As are a number of characters.
2) Elphaba is Elphaba, no one else but that in The Wicked Witch
3) Galinda is preppy, over the top, and ...her
4) The musical IS the musical, not the book, not the whatever-is-going-to-happen.

Now that that's out of the way let's discuss a few things.
Idina Menzel and Kristen Chenoweth were epic on broadway? Yeah, sure, whatever. Well...how old are they now? We've seen them both on Glee where they play motherly-aged people. And they have lines on their faces, and wrinkles by their eyes. Now I ask you, how would that look on screen?
That's out.
Yes we've heard Lea Michelle sing Defying Gravity, and it was alright. She played Idina's daughter, yeah okay. She is not Elphaba. She is Rachel right now and if Wicked becomes a TV show, she will never do it. Contracted to Fox.
Another hope crushed.
James Marsden as Fiyero? Please. Didn't I say Idina and Kristen were too old? Yeah.
Cut.
As for Anne Hatheway, Emmy Rosum, Kristen Bell, etc. I'm sorry? Can Anne and Kristen hit those high notes? Or does Emmy look like an Elphaba?
Didn't think so.
As for Adam Lambert as Fiyero? Don't go there. He's a musician now. Music mainly. That's it.
Splat.

So here's what I propose you do: wait. See what's going to happen, instead of waste your time wishing and hoping etc.
UNLESS you hope for Ty Bruns to be Fiyero. Then keep hoping.

Adios,
-S.

By The Way...

Oh that was punny. Okay not really...but yes it was.
Because I've got a bone to pick with some people. Don't get me wrong now, I love homosexuals, bisexuals, trannies, etc. But...and I know what you're thinking "But just means disknowledge everything I just said.
So if you think that or don't whatever, let me finish my rant.
Some of them really annoy me. Not the outlandishly gay ones like Kurt from Glee, but the...annoying(?) ones. The ones who I wonder who they're trying to convince more. Me or themselves? Because here's the thing. If you keep saying "We did this, but because I'm gay..." or "I had to see that cuz it had gay in it..." or whatever, we get it. So who doesn't? You? Maybe you need that identity check then.
And the rest of you. The I-need-attention-so-I-think-I'm-gay ones, you, are you really? Or are you just, ahem, looking for attention? You're so not gay, and one day you are going to regret ever thinking you were.
And then there's the straights. Not the cool ones like myself, but the judgemental, prejudice, homophobic ones. If you knew some gays like I do, you'd know that it's not a choice. It's a being.
The only reason you think there is a choice is because you acknowledge the ones above as being gay.
Another note: Stop saying gay as a derogetory term. It's not cool. It's "homophobe who thinks she's all that" not gay. How do you like it. And yes I stole that, so shoot me.

That's all I have to say, tell me what you think.

Always, as Promised,
-S.

"Blackbird singing in the dead of night, take these broken wings and learn to fly..."
-The Beatles.