Epic Song Memoir Puns

I think this is the best one so far
"I think Shawn got 'shot in the smile', toppled into a stack of papers inflicting a severe 'papercut' to the jugular which then resulted into a massive loss of 'audio blood'. This loss of blood caused his 'clumsy heart' to falter and fail. The 'salty eyes' might have occured post- mortem. I think we can rule out a 'sick little suicide' but we are forced to consider how deadly the Rhinovirus can be when combined with a sunburn..."

Jugular is a funny word. Oddly enough within the siting of the tragedy I am having a hard time uploading the autopsy. It isn't full, but somewhat professional. I can hardly understand what it is saying but it looks like MOF. Multiple Organ Failure. It is an ironic coincedence.

The report is very interesting but is hard to follow. I am also trying to put it into terms an idiot, such as myself many people assume (Evelyn), can follow.

I've been busy with school work though lately, and had a conference to work at, therefore I haven't had much time to do this, but will as soon as I can. Also I think I am getting sick. Stuffy nose, hurt throat, the whole ten yards.

So please tell people about this terrible loss and if you have anything to say it is best to say it to someones face, not the item of topic's blog.
-C.

“Death is a natural part of life. Rejoice for those around you who transform ... Mourn them do not. Miss them do not. Attachment leads to jealously. The shadow of greed, that is.”
-Yoda
[however i believe that would be...impossible]

Cranberry Sauce somehow translates feverishly

Good news, the autopsy repot is on its way. And on a side note, did you know that oppostorphies (<--- how do you spell that anyways?) mean possesion. So next time your child is being possesed by some demon spirit you'll know "that's an oppostrophy!"

Shawn Harris is another story. I don't have much to report, only that the report of the report is being reported elsewhere, and you should get going nowhere.

Nicole, dear, you are one smart person.

-C

"It does not do to dwell on dreams and forget to live."
-Dumbledore

That which is said

Recently discovering on thematches.com/blog that posts have been posted. Whether or not truely written by is unknown, though the video on the latest one must be realization. However the death of Shawn Harris was untold to many, so maybe the truth could just be pulled.
The cause of death is unknown still, but may have clues. Cuts and bruises appear, while other diss.

However comments on his blog are a bit to intense, and a bit not enough, suppose you were the one dead? Experience it, I have.

-C.

"A glooming peace this morning with it brings;
The sun for sorrow will not show his head.
Go hence, to have more talk of these sad things;
Some shall be pardon'd, and some punished;"
-Shakespeare

"Truth shall unravel in its end"
-ID

(And blue is to show up)

Unknown to Many

Shawn Harris, the led vocalists and rhythm guitarist of the alternative punk band The Matches, has recently been announced as dead.
For the moment the reason behind his death is unknown, but the autopsy files will been soon released for viewing by media.

Shawn Harris was loved, and will still be for many, for the next few days, may he be in your memories and keep checking back for more information on this untimely death.

Sincerely
-C & B
Thank You and wishes for the loved ones of this man. He was the best thing since sliced bird. =]